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Ok, here's one of my matrix jokes:

Why would Neo support abortion rights?






Because he's pro-choice!

-stupe
Why did the agent cross the road?

He didn't, he just jacked someone's body on the other side.
Literally just made an account to tell you both to end your own lives....please and thank you
(31-07-2011, 10:34 PM)Clicker Wrote: [ -> ]Literally just made an account to tell you both to end your own lives....please and thank you

But I'm already dead, sir!
(08-08-2011, 05:03 PM)Terriss Wrote: [ -> ]
(31-07-2011, 10:34 PM)Clicker Wrote: [ -> ]Literally just made an account to tell you both to end your own lives....please and thank you

But I'm already dead, sir!
Great...juuust GRRREAT...i've seen it before..you try to bring a game back and have all these forums for help and just when you think theres no hope....it all turns into some crappy joke related thread, goodbye Matrix...goodbye forever :'''''( THIS IS NO JOKE, i've seen it happen to the "the glue factory forums" for resurrection the No One Lives Forever game trilogy. the site doesn't exist anymore.
THANKS ALOT PEOPLE! correct me if i'm wrong.

What the fuck are you talking about?
(09-08-2011, 01:33 PM)QuiDormit Wrote: [ -> ]What the fuck are you talking about?
yes that^