You Know Youre a True Fan When...

[nighthawk7000]

(10-01-2010, 10:44 AM)Neoteny Wrote:

(09-01-2010, 02:13 AM)Riseke Wrote: As far Matrix fanatics go, i think i am near the top xD

-You truly believe every single word from each trilogy and practice it daily.

-You get banned from your church because you volunteer to teach preschoolers about Jesus, and instead tell them about the matrix.

-You get suspended from highschool because you hallucinate and think the agents are after you, next thing you know your jumping on your desk screaming at the top of your lungs.

-You refer to Matrix material as "scripture"

-You attempted suicide and spent 2 months in a mental hospital because the matrix online shut down. (really, you devs have no idea how happy i am the mxoemu is coming)

I got countless little episodes through out my life where i just went plain nuts and made a fool out of myself, everyone thought i was crazy, but i know, and yall know that we are all in the matrix. needless to say i have led an interesting life, but i am hopeful that i am nearing the end of these episodes and will learn to live in the matrix until my crew finds me.

If you have done these things, please, if not for yourself, then for those around you, seek mental help.

Actually, if he DID do those things, he made it clear he has already seeked mental help.

"You attempted suicide and spent 2 months in a mental hospital because the matrix online shut down. (really, you devs have no idea how happy i am the mxoemu is coming)"